Five Crazy Tips From Grief-agrarian Lukashenko

• 27.04.2026, 13:06

The dictator passes off platitudes as valuable instructions.

Alexander Lukashenko arrived in Narovlya district to inspect the sowing season. Judging by the advice given out, he is sure that without him in this country neither sowing nor reaping will be possible.

The Telegram channel, close to Lukashenko's press service, quotes his "most valuable" thoughts, expressed during the inspection of the "Experimental base "Krynichnaya". "Salidarnasts" has collected 5 of the most important ones.

Tip No. 1. "It is necessary that the soil was prepared."

And we thought so on the field to scatter. Thank you, Alexander Grigorovich!

Tip #2. "It is no longer necessary to pull, it is necessary to sow."

We wanted to wait until summer, but since you insist...

Tip #3. "The main thing is to manage the land and do not forget about the culture of farming."

And so would continue to do uncultured.

Tip #4. Storages should be made so that "instead of haylage, you don't store gnilage."

That's what they're for!"

Tip #5. "It is necessary to organize and it is necessary to have a human attitude to cattle."

I would also like, of course, a human attitude to man, but this is after the cattle.

And lastly, the verdict of the ruler regarding what he saw at the complex:

- Expensive. We should try to make it cheaper. Come up with a scheme to "gnaw on the price". Yes, we can say that they build with their own money. But we subsidize agriculture. We could save money for other projects.

Subsidize? Could we save it for something else? No. Where do you go to give out such valuable advice?!